1 Minute Ago: The Royal Family Just Made A SHOCKING Announcement!…Full story below

1 Minute Ago: The Royal Family Just Made A SHOCKING Announcement!…Full story below

# 1 Minute Ago: The Royal Family Just Made A SHOCKING Announcement!

## London, England – The world is reeling after a STUNNING announcement from Buckingham Palace just moments ago…

In a statement that left royal watchers *gasping*, the Royal Family has confirmed that **Prince Edward’s corgi, “Sir Wiggles,” has been named next in line to the throne** — in what palace officials are calling an “emergency constitutional experiment.”

> “The people have lost faith in politicians. So we’ve decided to let a good boy take the lead for once,” read the Palace’s official Instagram post, accompanied by a photo of Sir Wiggles in a miniature crown and velvet cape.

### From Fetch to the Crown

Sources close to the family say that Sir Wiggles has been “an exemplary companion” during late-night strategy meetings and has reportedly never leaked a single secret. His loyalty, they say, is *unquestionable* — except when bacon is involved.

Queen Camilla allegedly whispered, “Honestly, he’s more stable than half the House of Lords.”

### Public Reaction: Chaos and Cuteness

Within seconds of the announcement, social media exploded:

* “Wiggles for World Leader!” trended #1 on Twitter.
* Parliament paused session as several MPs Googled “dog constitutional law.”
* The BBC accidentally aired an emergency segment on canine royalty law from 1762.

### Coronation Plans Underway

Rumors suggest Sir Wiggles’ coronation will be held in Hyde Park, with a special appearance by Sir Elton John, Ed Sheeran, and the cast of *Paw Patrol*.

Royal insiders say a royal biscuit banquet is being prepared — complete with bone-shaped macaroons and champagne-infused chew toys.

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## So… Is It True?

Of course not. But you *had* to read it.
**Stay tuned for more absurd royal updates that didn’t happen — but definitely should.**