So DISGUSTING Jennifer Lopez, 54, is showing off her new fiance… and you better sit down, because you might recognize him!

So DISGUSTING Jennifer Lopez, 54, is showing off her new fiance… and you better sit down, because you might recognize him!

**So DISGUSTING Jennifer Lopez, 54, is showing off her new fiancé… and you better sit down, because you might recognize him!**

Hollywood is officially shook! The iconic Jennifer Lopez, 54, has just revealed her new fiancé — and trust us, you’re not going to believe your eyes. After years of dating high-profile celebrities and moguls, J.Lo has reportedly set her sights on none other than… *a literal cartoon character*. Yes, you read that right!

Sources close to the singer and actress confirm that her fiancé is none other than SpongeBob SquarePants, the beloved underwater sponge from Bikini Bottom. According to insiders, their whirlwind romance started when Jennifer was filming near the ocean and stumbled upon a mysterious, glowing pineapple under the sea.

“They met during a secret underwater concert,” a close friend revealed. “Jennifer was mesmerized by SpongeBob’s infectious laughter and spongey charm. It was love at first bubble.”

Fans are both baffled and amused by the announcement. Social media exploded with memes and disbelief, but Jennifer remains unbothered.

“I’m just happy to be with someone who’s truly absorbent… emotionally and literally,” Jennifer joked in an exclusive interview, showing off her massive yellow diamond ring shaped like a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob, who couldn’t speak English but expressed his feelings with enthusiastic jellyfishing moves, reportedly popped the question by presenting Jennifer with a giant sea-shell engagement ring.

Critics are calling it the most bizarre celebrity engagement of the decade, but hey — love is love, right?

Stay tuned for more updates as Jennifer and SpongeBob prepare to tie the knot in an underwater ceremony that promises to be nothing short of *sponge-tacular*.