SAD NEWS: Camilla’s Son COLLAPSED In Court After DNA Result Proves Who The REAL Father Is… See more below 👇👇👇

SAD NEWS: Camilla’s Son COLLAPSED In Court After DNA Result Proves Who The REAL Father Is… See more below 👇👇👇

**SAD NEWS: Camilla’s Son COLLAPSES In Court After DNA Result Proves Who The REAL Father Is… Royal Bombshell Shocks UK!**
*By Crown Conspiracy Daily*

**London, UK –** In a moment fit for a royal soap opera, the courtroom gasped as **Tom Parker Bowles**, son of Queen Camilla, reportedly **collapsed to the floor clutching his pearls** (metaphorical ones, we assume) after DNA test results allegedly revealed his *real* father may not be who the world believed.

Sources close to the scandal — including a Buckingham Palace janitor and a corgi psychic — claim that recently uncovered DNA evidence suggests that Tom’s biological father might not be **Andrew Parker Bowles**, Camilla’s first husband… but instead **a mystery man known only as “The Earl of Sandwich 2.0.”**

Courtroom witnesses (mainly TikTok drama channels) say gasps were heard, followed by Camilla muttering, *“Oh dear, not again,”* as a monocle flew off someone’s face in the back row.

A royal insider, speaking under the condition of complete anonymity while wearing a novelty crown, told *Crown Conspiracy Daily*:

> “We always knew Tom had an unusual taste for tea sandwiches and stately drama. But no one saw this twist coming — except perhaps Diana from beyond the veil.”

As of press time, royal staff have reportedly ordered a lockdown on the palace pantry and all paternity-related documents dated between 1968 and 1971.

**Social media erupted**:

* “This is wilder than Meghan and Harry’s Netflix series.”
* “At this point, put the entire monarchy on Maury.”
* “The corgis knew. They always knew.”

Camilla has yet to comment officially, though she was spotted later that day sipping gin and whispering to a painting of Charles.