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PLEASE PRAY FOR PRINCESS CHARLOTTE! Crying Catherine DELIVERS WORST NEWS Regarding Princess Charlotte’s Health.

PLEASE PRAY FOR PRINCESS CHARLOTTE! Crying Catherine DELIVERS WORST NEWS Regarding Princess Charlotte’s Health.
**PLEASE PRAY FOR PRINCESS CHARLOTTE! Crying Catherine Delivers Shocking News About Her Daughter’s Health**
In a stunning moment that has left the British public on edge, a visibly emotional Princess Catherine reportedly stepped outside Windsor Castle to address reporters, her voice trembling with emotion.
“I never thought I’d have to say this,” she began, eyes glassy with tears. “But Princess Charlotte… has developed a full-blown addiction to marmalade sandwiches.”
Sources say the young royal, age 10, discovered the dangerously delicious treat after watching archived footage of Paddington Bear and hasn’t looked back since. Household staff reportedly found dozens of empty jars hidden in her toy chest, beneath her ballet slippers, and inside a hollowed-out copy of *The Secret Garden*.
**Royal insiders reveal the following symptoms:**
* Constant sticky fingers
* Speaking in a faux bear accent
* Calling her father “Mr. Brown”
Prince William was allegedly overheard saying, “We’ve replaced Nutella with carrot sticks. It’s code red.”
In an emergency meeting at the palace, Queen Camilla suggested a royal intervention, while King Charles offered to ban marmalade across all royal estates—sparking an immediate protest from the Queen’s Corgis.
**The nation has responded with an outpouring of support**, with the hashtag #PrayForCharlotte trending worldwide. A Paddington impersonator was seen laying flowers and marmalade jars outside Kensington Palace.
Princess Charlotte, however, remains defiant. In a handwritten note to the press (reportedly smudged with orange jelly), she declared:
> “I will not be silenced. Let me live my truth.”
No official palace statement has been released yet, though unconfirmed reports say Paddington himself has agreed to speak with Charlotte, “bear to gi