Mahomes out here painting masterpieces, this one’s signed, sealed & delivered to Jason Brownlee

Mahomes out here painting masterpieces, this one’s signed, sealed & delivered to Jason Brownlee

Patrick Mahomes Caught Moonlighting as an Artist After “Masterpiece” Pass to Jason Brownlee

KANSAS CITY, MO — August 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is facing allegations not of rule-breaking, but of redefining the laws of physics — and possibly fine art — after his latest touchdown pass to wide receiver Jason Brownlee left both defenders and art critics speechless.

The pass, which traveled 47 yards through what appeared to be a non-existent window, has been described by analysts as “less of a throw and more of a brushstroke from the football gods.” Replay angles revealed the ball spun at precisely 33.3 RPM — the same speed as a classic vinyl record — while curving through defenders like a paintbrush gliding over canvas.

“Mahomes isn’t just throwing dimes anymore,” said ESPN analyst and part-time poet, Max Kellerman. “He’s out here painting masterpieces. This one? Signed, sealed, and delivered to Jason Brownlee. And I think I heard Beethoven playing in the background.”

NFL officials briefly paused the game to investigate whether Mahomes had installed a remote-controlled gyroscope in the football. Upon further review, they concluded: “Nope. That’s just Mahomes being Mahomes.”

The touchdown has already sparked controversy in the art world, where famed auction house Sotheby’s has reportedly offered to display the game ball in their fall modern art exhibit under the title: “Velocity & Vision: A Mahomes Original.”

Jason Brownlee, the recipient of the pass, claims he blacked out mid-route. “I don’t even remember catching it,” he said. “One moment I was running a post, the next I was holding a football and Mahomes was yelling ‘That one’s for the gallery!’”

Meanwhile, opposing cornerback Darnell Singleton is still missing, last seen turning in a full circle trying to track the ball. Chiefs medical staff believe he may have suffered a mild existential crisis.

As for Mahomes, when asked if he considers himself more quarterback or artist, he smiled and replied, “I just follow the muse, ma