NFL
Kelce and Mahomes Accused of Using Playbook to Grill the Perfect Steak, Patrick Mahomes Says Every Steak Cooked to Medium Rare ‘Wins Championships, Secret Menu at Kelce-Mahomes Steakhouse Allegedly Includes……..

Chiefs Star Duo Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes Set to Open Their 1587 Prime Steakhouse on September 17 — Coinciding with Mahomes’ Birthday while Reservations Begin August 20th
**Kelce and Mahomes Accused of Using Playbook to Grill the Perfect Steak — Mahomes Claims ‘Every Steak Cooked Medium Rare Wins Championships’; Secret Menu Rumored**
*Kansas City, MO* — In what might be the most well-seasoned controversy of the year, Kansas City Chiefs superstars **Travis Kelce** and **Patrick Mahomes** are being accused of taking their gridiron genius off the field and straight into the kitchen — allegedly using an old Chiefs offensive playbook to design the *perfect* steak-cooking method.
Their soon-to-open restaurant, **1587 Prime Steakhouse** (named after their jersey numbers), is already drawing buzz ahead of its September 17 grand opening — which, conveniently, also happens to be Mahomes’ birthday. But the pre-launch buzz has now turned into a media feeding frenzy after rumors surfaced that the duo repurposed red zone tactics for ribeye perfection.
### Allegations of “Playbook-Driven Grilling”
Anonymous sources from inside the steakhouse’s kitchen claim that the back of the house is “basically Andy Reid’s play sheet — but greasier.” One sous-chef alleges the menu is broken down like a game plan:
* **Appetizers** = First Down
* **Main Course** = Red Zone
* **Desserts** = Victory Formation
“You haven’t seen precision like this since the AFC Championship,” the source claimed. “They’re calling audibles at the grill. Mahomes literally yells ‘Omaha!’ before flipping steaks.”
### Mahomes Speaks Out: “Medium Rare Wins Championships”
When asked directly about the controversy, Mahomes didn’t shy away. At a recent press event, he told reporters:
> “Look, I’m just gonna say it — every steak cooked to medium rare wins championships. You overcook it, you lose the game. That’s facts.”
Kelce added, “It’s like catching a touchdown pass — you want that perfect sizzle and a juicy finish.”
### Secret Menu Sparks Curiosity
While the official menu for 1587 Prime hasn’t been released, rumors are swirling about a *secret menu* that only select fans can access — reportedly featuring items like:
* **The MVP Porterhouse** – aged 50 days and finished with a flaming tableside presentation
* **Touchdown Tartar** – served raw with “red zone” hot sauce
* **The Taylor’s Filet** – a subtle nod to Kelce’s famous pop star relationship, rumored to be served with a lavender honey glaze
* **QB1 Brisket Sandwich** – slow-smoked for 15 hours and only available to customers wearing Mahomes jerseys
Fans have already started flooding reservation platforms, with the first seating available on **August 20th**. Some are reportedly trading Chiefs tickets just to land a Friday night table.
### Grill Goals & Future Plans
When asked if this steakhouse was just a side project or the start of a culinary dynasty, Kelce said:
> “Football feeds our soul, steak feeds our fans. We’re building a legacy — medium rare and all.”
With championship rings, MVP trophies, and now marbled cuts of beef under their belts, it seems that Mahomes and Kelce are truly cooking — on and off the field.