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Congratulations to Kate and William! The DNA test results of Lilibet are finally out after 4 years of concealment: “Lilibet’s biological father turns out to be….” See more below
Congratulations to Kate and William! The DNA test results of Lilibet are finally out after 4 years of concealment: “Lilibet’s biological father turns out to be….” See more below
### **BREAKING: DNA Drama at the Palace! The Shocking Truth About Lilibet’s Real Father Revealed (Well… Sort Of)**
**London, UK –** In a twist that has absolutely no basis in reality but is far too entertaining to ignore, the royal rumor mill has churned out its most bizarre headline yet: *“Lilibet Diana’s DNA results finally unveiled… and the results are shocking!”*
According to *unnamed sources who definitely don’t exist*, after four years of alleged top-secret testing involving moon dust, ancient crown jewels, and a suspiciously talkative corgi, the results are in: **Lilibet’s biological father is actually… Paddington Bear.**
Yes, the same duffle coat-wearing, marmalade-sandwich-eating bear who’s been spotted having tea with the Queen (RIP) is now at the center of a completely fictional royal scandal.
A palace insider (who may or may not be a teapot) claims, “We always thought Lilibet’s charming nature and curious spirit came from Meghan and Harry—but the love of marmalade? That runs deep in the Paddington line.”
Buckingham Palace declined to comment, though one guard was overheard muttering, “This again?” while trying not to laugh.
Social media, naturally, has exploded:
* **@RoyalWatcher\_2025**: “I KNEW it. The bear genes don’t lie.”
* **@SussexTeaSpill**: “Is this why Harry’s always so warm and fuzzy?? #BearConfirmed”
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