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BREAKING NEWS:Trump says ‘war is over’ in as he flies to Israel for release of hostages
BREAKING NEWS:Trump says ‘war is over’ in as he flies to Israel for release of hostages
**BREAKING NEWS** — In a bizarre turn of events, former U.S. President Donald Trump declared “the war is over” while mid-flight — not to Israel as planned, but reportedly en route to **Iceland**, due to a “GPS malfunction” on his private jet, *Trump Force One*.
According to imaginary sources close to the situation, Trump believed he was headed to Jerusalem to personally escort hostages back home. Instead, he landed in Reykjavik and told confused Icelandic officials, “We did it! We saved the Middle East! Where are the hostages?”
### **Trump’s Statement**
Speaking to imaginary reporters from the tarmac, Trump boldly declared:
> “We ended the war — all of them, actually. This is a beautiful day for Israel, Palestine, and possibly even the moon. Nobody else could’ve done this. Nobody!”
He later added, “I’ve always had great respect for the people of… wait, this isn’t Tel Aviv?”
### **Confusion in the Skies**
Anonymous fake sources say the flight path was accidentally rerouted after Trump mistook Iceland for Israel on an in-flight trivia map. His advisors reportedly tried to correct him, but he insisted:
Global Reactions**
* **Israel:** Officials were baffled, stating they were “not expecting him and had not agreed to any hostage deal involving Iceland.”
* **Hamas:** Released a sarcastic statement: “We surrender to Iceland.”
* **Iceland:** Politely offered Trump a puffin and asked him to leave.
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