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BREAKING NEWS:Trump says ‘war is over’ in as he flies to Israel for release of hostages
BREAKING NEWS:Trump says ‘war is over’ in as he flies to Israel for release of hostages
**BREAKING NEWS** — In a bizarre turn of events, former U.S. President Donald Trump declared “the war is over” while mid-flight — not to Israel as planned, but reportedly en route to **Iceland**, due to a “GPS malfunction” on his private jet, *Trump Force One*.
According to imaginary sources close to the situation, Trump believed he was headed to Jerusalem to personally escort hostages back home. Instead, he landed in Reykjavik and told confused Icelandic officials, “We did it! We saved the Middle East! Where are the hostages?”
### **Trump’s Statement**
Speaking to imaginary reporters from the tarmac, Trump boldly declared:
> “We ended the war — all of them, actually. This is a beautiful day for Israel, Palestine, and possibly even the moon. Nobody else could’ve done this. Nobody!”
He later added, “I’ve always had great respect for the people of… wait, this isn’t Tel Aviv?”
### **Confusion in the Skies**
Anonymous fake sources say the flight path was accidentally rerouted after Trump mistook Iceland for Israel on an in-flight trivia map. His advisors reportedly tried to correct him, but he insisted:
Global Reactions**
* **Israel:** Officials were baffled, stating they were “not expecting him and had not agreed to any hostage deal involving Iceland.”
* **Hamas:** Released a sarcastic statement: “We surrender to Iceland.”
* **Iceland:** Politely offered Trump a puffin and asked him to leave.
MAJOR BREAKING: Supreme Court Rejects Trump’s Tariff Authority — Here’s What It Means:
BREAKING: Senate Votes 68–32 to CONVICT — President Trump REMOVED, REFUSES to Accept Verdict! Washington, D.C. — The chamber fell into a silence so heavy it seemed to press down on the marble itself. When the final tally appeared on the board — 68 to convict, 32 to acquit — there was no roar, no gasp, no release. Just a stillness that signaled history had pivoted, whether anyone in the room was ready for it or not. Moments later, the presiding officer announced the result. President Donald J. Trump was removed from office.
🚨 Trump’s Florida Event Sparks Online Frenzy A short clip from a recent appearance in Florida has triggered intense debate online. Some posts suggest a medical scare, while others say the footage is being taken out of context. Before jumping to conclusions, here’s what’s been officially reported
🚨 UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED — LAWMAKERS BEGIN REVIEW Millions of previously sealed documents connected to Jeffrey Epstein have reportedly been made available to a bipartisan group of lawmakers, marking a significant procedural development in a case that has drawn sustained public attention.
⚡ Viral posts say power has already shifted. Acting president. Immediate removal. Constitutional earthquake. But pause. There’s no official transmission. No VP statement. No Tier-A confirmation… 🔍 If Section 4 were real, Washington wouldn’t whisper — it would shake within the hour.
The Epstein Regime just put up a giant Trump banner on the Department of Justice building.
BREAKING: Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie are racing to force a Congressional vote on a War Powers Resolution, to stop Trump before he starts a war with Iran.
DAMN. Trump fell fast asleep and risked falling out of his chair — at his own “Board of Peace” meeting. He is absolutely humiliating himself on the world stage. Trump does not have the stamina to lead anything — not a board for peace, and certainly not the United States of America.
TAYLOR SWIFT JUST DECLARED TRUMP UNFIT FOR OFFICE LIVE ON TV: “HE IS FORCING AMERICANS TO MAKE HORRID DECISIONS THEY NEVER SIGNED UP FOR — THIS MAN IS DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY FOREVER.” The audience expected prepared remarks. What they got was a woman trembling with urgency. On live television, Taylor Swift declared: “If Trump remains in power, we are no longer a nation — we are enemies within our own homes — Audience Left Stunned! You won’t believe how Trump responded Just 5 sentence one word… 👀 Watch before this gets taken down!
BREAKING🚨 Republican Thomas Massie says he will publicly read Epstein client list names if Attorney General Pam Bondi’s Department of Justice continues to refuse to release them.
TRUMP ERUPTS as MASSIVE IMPEACHMENT PROTESTS FLOOD the U.S. Nationwide protests demanding Trump’s impeachment have exploded from D.C. to L.A., with huge crowds chanting for accountability amid mounting scandals.
