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Breaking News 30 Minutes Ago! Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Return to Buckingham Palace to “Ask for Money” but Get Kicked Out by William: The British Public’s Reaction Says It All…. See more below

Breaking News 30 Minutes Ago! Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Return to Buckingham Palace to “Ask for Money” but Get Kicked Out by William: The British Public’s Reaction Says It All…. See more below
**BREAKING NEWS – ROYAL SHOCKER!**
**“We Just Wanted a Cup of Tea and a Loan!”**
**Prince Harry and Meghan Markle RETURN to Buckingham Palace Asking for Money — Prince William Allegedly Kicks Them Out!**
In a scene straight out of a royal soap opera, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were reportedly *spotted back at Buckingham Palace* earlier today — and not for a family reunion. According to a source with “binocular-level access” to the palace gates, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived unannounced, allegedly “to have a private chat about financial support.”
**”They were looking a bit sheepish,”** claimed one onlooker, sipping tea outside the palace. **”Harry had a Tesco bag and Meghan was holding a folder labeled ‘Business Opportunities.'”**
But if they were hoping for a warm royal welcome, they were in for a royal reality check.
**PRINCE WILLIAM SAID, “ABSOLUTELY NOT.”**
Sources claim Prince William met them at the door — and the conversation didn’t last long. Eyewitnesses described what they believe was a *”firm but polite”* exchange, followed by the gates slowly swinging shut.
**”They left faster than a corgi at bath time,”** joked a palace staffer who spoke on the condition of anonymity (and a free biscuit).
### The Alleged Request
Inside sources (read: someone who once parked near the palace) say Harry asked for a “short-term, interest-free loan” to support a new project — rumored to be a Sussex-themed lifestyle brand called **“Royal-ish.”** Meghan was reportedly optimistic, even proposing a joint venture involving eco-friendly crown polish.
**”It’s a win-win,”** she was allegedly heard saying. **”We save the planet and our brand!”**