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BREAKING : Brittany Mahomes falls back into bad habits just Months after giving birth As NFL fans demand Immediate…See More

BREAKING : Brittany Mahomes falls back into bad habits just Months after giving birth As NFL fans demand Immediate…See More
**BREAKING: Brittany Mahomes Falls Back into “Bad Habits” Just Months After Giving Birth – NFL Fans Demand Immediate… Relaxation**
*Kansas City, MO – May 5, 2025*
In a shocking turn of events that rocked absolutely no one but a few overzealous keyboard warriors, Brittany Mahomes, wife of Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, has allegedly “fallen back into bad habits” – namely, drinking too much oat milk, wearing leggings as pants, and posting too many adorable baby photos on Instagram.
NFL fans, having nothing better to do in the offseason, have taken to social media to demand “immediate clarification” about her lifestyle choices, despite having no direct stake in them whatsoever.
“She was doing great. Then bam! A green juice in hand and yoga at 9 a.m. What’s next? Pilates?” tweeted one fan under the handle @MahomesTracker2025.
Eyewitnesses claim Brittany was recently seen buying an organic kale smoothie while wearing a hoodie *inside out* — a move many believe is a symbolic return to her “pre-mom” rebellion days.
“She used to be relatable,” said another commenter. “Now she’s just… healthy, well-rested, and possibly happy.”
Meanwhile, NFL analysts are scrambling to understand how Brittany’s personal habits have any impact on Patrick Mahomes’ ability to throw a football.
When reached for comment, Brittany allegedly responded, “I just want my kids to nap and my coffee to stay warm. That’s it.”
Sources close to the Mahomes family confirmed she has also “started working out again” and “gets eight hours of sleep sometimes,” further alarming fans who apparently find personal well-being suspicious.
As of press time, fans continue to refresh her Instagram, waiting for more signs of the “bad habits” they hope will give their offseason lives some meaning.