30 Minutes Ago: U.S President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Are On The Run as White House is Engulfed in Flames Moments ago, sending thick plumes of smoke into the skies above the nation’s capital. Emergency services are currently on the scene battling the blaze, which appears to have originated in the West Wing around 11:45 AM…see details below

30 Minutes Ago: U.S President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Are On The Run as White House is Engulfed in Flames Moments ago, sending thick plumes of smoke into the skies above the nation’s capital. Emergency services are currently on the scene battling the blaze, which appears to have originated in the West Wing around 11:45 AM…see details below

BREAKING: 30 Minutes Ago – President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Reportedly On The Run as White House Engulfed in Flames

Washington D.C. – (June 9, 2025) – In a shocking and chaotic turn of events, thick black smoke has been seen billowing from the historic White House as emergency crews scramble to contain a fast-spreading fire that reportedly began in the West Wing around 11:45 AM EST.

According to unconfirmed reports, former President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump were seen leaving the premises in an unmarked black SUV moments before flames erupted through the windows of the executive mansion. The couple, last seen near Constitution Avenue, are now allegedly “on the run,” though officials have not issued any formal statement regarding their whereabouts or involvement.

Eyewitnesses describe scenes of panic as White House staff evacuated the building, with some heard shouting, “It started in the Lincoln Room!” while others insisted it was “a microwave fire gone wild” in the Executive Kitchen. One intern, visibly shaken, told reporters, “I was just making popcorn and the next thing I knew, the Oval Office was glowing like a jack-o’-lantern.”

Though initial speculation pointed to an electrical fire, conspiracy theories have ignited across social media, with some claiming a “classified documents BBQ” had gone terribly wrong. Still others suggest the blaze might be a decoy as part of an elaborate escape plot.

No injuries have been confirmed at this time, though firefighters are reportedly battling stubborn flames in several wings of the building. The Washington Fire Department has upgraded the situation to a 5-alarm emergency and warned residents to avoid the downtown area due to heavy smoke and emergency traffic.

The Secret Service has declined to comment.

More details to follow as this story develops…or burns itself