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HOT NEWS: Harry FINALLY CONFIRMS The Rumours About Meghan Markle “She lied to me for five whole years — Lilibet’s real father is…” See more below
HOT NEWS: Harry FINALLY CONFIRMS The Rumours About Meghan Markle “She lied to me for five whole years — Lilibet’s real father is…” See more below
**HOT HOAX NEWS: Prince Harry FINALLY CONFIRMS the Rumors About Meghan Markle — “She Lied to Me for Five Whole Years… Lilibet’s Real Father Is…” **
*By TotallyNotRealNews.com | Satire & Fiction Section*
In a *shocking revelation* that has stunned royal watchers and tea-spillers alike, Prince Harry has allegedly come forward with a truth bomb that “changes everything we thought we knew” about his marriage to Meghan Markle.
**“She lied to me for five whole years,”** Harry reportedly confessed during a fictional interview with *Gossip Globes Weekly*, a publication that exists only in alternate dimensions. **“I thought we were building a life based on honesty, but then I found the DNA results… and I knew.”**
According to the hoax report, Harry claimed that **Lilibet Diana**, their beloved daughter born in 2021, might not be his biological child. Who’s the real father, you ask?
Brace yourselves.
**It’s apparently… James Corden.**
Yes, you read that right. The beloved comedian and carpool karaoke king is allegedly the mystery man behind the Markle monarchy meltdown. The article cites completely fabricated sources who claim Meghan and James “grew close” while filming *a Top Secret Netflix Project That Definitely Never Happened.*
**“It all makes sense now,”** Harry supposedly muttered while dramatically staring into a foggy London skyline. **“The jokes. The late-night calls. The sudden interest in tea.”**
Meghan has not commented on these fictional allegations, mostly because they’re completely made up. James Corden, meanwhile, was last seen laughing hysterically into a croissant, saying, *“I barely have time to father my own children, let alone royal ones!”*
Royal experts, astrologers, and TikTok conspiracy theorists are already weighing in with their completely unfounded takes.
Stay tuned for more developments in this **100% untrue, satire-only** story that should not be taken seriously by anyone, including your neighbor Karen who believes the Queen is still running MI6
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