Michelle Obama tried to keep Malia and Sasha’s drinking and smoking photos out of spotlight

Michelle Obama tried to keep Malia and Sasha’s drinking and smoking photos out of spotlight

Michelle Obama Tried to Bury Malia and Sasha’s Party Pics, Sources Say

Washington, D.C. – 2025

In a revelation that has social media buzzing, anonymous sources claim that former First Lady Michelle Obama allegedly pulled some serious strings to keep her daughters, Malia and Sasha, out of the headlines after photos surfaced showing them reportedly drinking and smoking at a private party earlier this year.

The grainy images, which have yet to be verified, were reportedly taken at a “no-phones” Hollywood gathering attended by celebrities and offspring of political elites. Insiders say the Obamas’ team acted swiftly to keep the images from going viral.

“She made a few calls,” claimed one source, who requested anonymity for fear of being blocked by Michelle on Instagram. “Next thing you know, the photos vanished faster than a kale smoothie at a yoga retreat.”

While the Obama family has always maintained a relatively private public profile for their daughters, critics argue this is just another example of powerful families shielding their image. Supporters, however, say the former First Lady was simply protecting her kids from an overzealous media culture.

“Come on,” said one commenter online. “Let the girls live. Who hasn’t tried a White Claw at 22?”

The Obama camp has not issued an official comment, but rumors suggest Michelle has since doubled down on her daughters’ privacy—possibly by confiscating all disposable cameras within a 50-mile radius.