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SAD NEWS: 30 minutes ago, Ryan Reynolds, husband of actress Blake Lively, along with her family confirmed that she had … see more
SAD NEWS: 30 minutes ago, Ryan Reynolds, husband of actress Blake Lively, along with her family confirmed that she had … see more
In an announcement that has left fans around the globe stunned, Ryan Reynolds, the beloved actor and husband of Blake Lively, made an emotional statement just 30 minutes ago, confirming that the actress had… *run out of croissants during brunch.*
Yes, you read that correctly.
Blake Lively, known for her iconic roles in *Gossip Girl* and *The Shallows*, reportedly hosted a last-minute brunch for close friends and family this morning. According to an unnamed source close to the couple, the event was going smoothly until tragedy struck: the croissant tray was mysteriously empty.
“We were all sitting there, mimosas in hand, when suddenly Blake gasped,” said an alleged eyewitness. “She looked at the tray and said, ‘There were at least twelve left. WHERE DID THEY GO?!’”
Ryan Reynolds, in his typical sarcastic tone, took to Instagram moments later, posting a black-and-white photo of a single, lonely butter knife on an empty plate, captioned:
**”She’s devastated. We all are. Prayers for more carbs.”**
Fans, of course, flooded the comments with support, using the hashtag #CroissantGate to share their condolences.
This isn’t the first time the couple has faced such peril. Just last month, Blake reportedly burned a single pancake and declared the day “a complete emotional write-off.”
While there is no official confirmation about the suspected culprit behind the missing croissants, rumors point to a certain actor whose name rhymes with “Shoe Jackman.”
More updates as the story develops. For now, hug your pastries a little tighter tonight.
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The Epstein Regime just put up a giant Trump banner on the Department of Justice building.
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DAMN. Trump fell fast asleep and risked falling out of his chair — at his own “Board of Peace” meeting. He is absolutely humiliating himself on the world stage. Trump does not have the stamina to lead anything — not a board for peace, and certainly not the United States of America.
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