Congratulations to Meghan Markle, Kate announced the results of Lilibet’s DNA test, confirming the rumor of Meghan’s fake pregnancy: ‘It turns out that Lilibet’s real father is…'” See more below 👇👇

Congratulations to Meghan Markle, Kate announced the results of Lilibet’s DNA test, confirming the rumor of Meghan’s fake pregnancy: ‘It turns out that Lilibet’s real father is…'” See more below 👇👇

**BREAKING: Kate Middleton Drops Royal Bombshell — “Lilibet’s Real Father Is…”**

*London, UK* — In a twist straight out of a royal soap opera, the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has allegedly “confirmed” what conspiracy theorists have whispered for years: Meghan Markle’s second pregnancy may have been more storybook than science.

According to sensational (and entirely unverified) palace insiders, Kate recently disclosed the results of a secret DNA test on young Princess Lilibet — and the revelations are more shocking than an episode of *The Crown.*

“It turns out that Lilibet’s real father is *not* Prince Harry,” Kate allegedly told close aides, who promptly told the nearest gossip column. “The DNA doesn’t match. In fact, we’re still trying to figure out who he is!”

Rumors have long swirled online that Meghan’s pregnancy was “too perfect,” sparking wild claims ranging from moon bump conspiracies to surrogate theories. The new DNA claims are pouring fuel on that already roaring fire.

The announcement has reportedly sent Buckingham Palace into crisis mode, with King Charles allegedly demanding a “full investigation” while sipping Earl Grey and muttering “Not again.”

While official sources remain silent, Meghan and Harry are said to be “unbothered” by the noise. A rep for the couple said simply: “This is complete nonsense, but enjoy your little fan fiction.”

As for Lilibet? She remains blissfully unaware, probably just enjoying her snacks and cartoons.