ROYAL FAMILY
Prince Harry officially brought Princess Lilibet back to the palace after being assigned a “new royal duty.” The entire royal family was shocked by Lilibet’s “unusual” hairstyle… See more below
Prince Harry officially brought Princess Lilibet back to the palace after being assigned a “new royal duty.” The entire royal family was shocked by Lilibet’s “unusual” hairstyle… See more below
**ROYAL SHOCKER: Prince Harry Brings Princess Lilibet Back to the Palace—Royal Family “Speechless” Over Her Bizarre Hairstyle!**
*London, UK –* In a twist no one saw coming, Prince Harry has *officially* returned to the palace—*not alone*—but with little Princess Lilibet in tow, after being assigned a *mysterious new royal duty* by a “secretive branch” of the monarchy.
According to a **totally unnamed source**, the Duke of Sussex was spotted arriving at Buckingham Palace early Tuesday morning in a hybrid Range Rover, holding Lilibet’s hand and clutching what appeared to be a royal decree sealed with purple wax. Royal watchers say the scene was “eerily calm”—until Lilibet took off her hat.
And that’s when all hell broke loose.
### “We Weren’t Prepared,” Says Insider
Eyewitnesses say Queen Camilla dropped her teacup. Prince William reportedly “gasped audibly.” Even Princess Anne was seen raising an eyebrow—something she hasn’t done since 1987.
Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor, 4, was proudly sporting what can only be described as a **unicorn mohawk**, dyed bright turquoise with streaks of glitter and what royal sources are calling “unlicensed rhinestones.”
“It’s like Lisa Frank met the Sex Pistols,” said one shocked royal staffer. “We weren’t prepared.”
### A New Era for the Monarchy?
Though many insiders feared Harry’s return would cause tension, sources say *King Charles himself* appeared amused, allegedly quipping, “Well, at least she’s not wearing Crocs.”
Rumors are flying that Harry’s new duty involves *rebranding the monarchy for Gen Alpha,* and Lilibet may be the unexpected face of the campaign. One insider suggests her hairstyle was “symbolic of freedom, identity, and possibly Peppa Pig.”
### Meghan Reacts from Afar
The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was reportedly “in full support” of Lilibet’s style choice, according to a *very credible* source who once stood behind her in a Whole Foods in Montecito. “Meghan believes children should express themselves. If that means glitter gel and a mohawk, so be it.”
### What’s Next?
Palace spokespeople refused to comment officially, but one royal footman whispered that Lilibet has already been invited to design the new royal family TikTok logo.
“She’s a rebel,” he said. “But maybe that’s what the Firm needs right now.”
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