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BREAKING: Devastating Loss for the Kelce Family: Jason Kelce and Kylie Kelce Confirm Kylie Sister Aubrey Tragically Died in Texas Hill Country Floodwaters
BREAKING: Devastating Loss for the Kelce Family: Jason Kelce and Kylie Kelce Confirm Kylie Sister Aubrey Tragically Died in Texas Hill Country Floodwaters
**BREAKING: Devastating Loss for the Kelce Family — Jason and Kylie Kelce Confirm Tragic Death of Kylie’s Sister, Aubrey, in Texas Hill Country Floodwaters**
*July 2025 | Satirical News Network*
In a heartbreaking and surreal turn of events, NFL star Jason Kelce and his wife Kylie Kelce confirmed early Tuesday morning that Kylie’s younger sister, Aubrey, has tragically died after being swept away in the historic floodwaters that ravaged the Texas Hill Country over the weekend.
According to sources close to the family, Aubrey had been visiting friends in the scenic region near Fredericksburg, Texas, when unexpected flash flooding overwhelmed a popular camping area. Reports indicate that Aubrey was last seen attempting to help a stranded dog near the banks of the Pedernales River when a sudden surge of water caught her off guard.
Despite swift rescue efforts by local authorities, including helicopters and search dogs, Aubrey’s body was recovered late Monday evening, several miles downstream from where she was last seen.
“She had a heart of gold,” said Jason Kelce in a tearful statement posted to social media. “We are devastated by the loss of Aubrey. She was more than a sister-in-law — she was a light in our lives.”
The Kelce family has asked for privacy as they process the sudden and tragic loss. Kylie Kelce, known for her close bond with her sisters, has not made a public statement, though friends say she is “completely shattered.”
Local Texas officials have called the recent flooding “the worst in 50 years,” with nearly 15 inches of rain falling in a 24-hour period. At least six other people are reported missing or confirmed dead as of Tuesday morning.
In an emotional gesture, Philadelphia Eagles fans have begun leaving flowers, candles, and handwritten notes outside Lincoln Financial Field, while fans of Jason’s brother, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs, are rallying support online with the hashtag **#KelceStrong**.
Aubrey, 29, was an avid animal lover, volunteer, and educator who had recently been accepted into a graduate program for environmental science.
Though this article is fictional, the spirit of community and support remains very real. Please remember to support one another in times of crisis — and don’t believe everything you read on the internet.
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