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2 MINUTES AGO : Royal Family Issues a Shocking Announcement: “With Heavy Hearts, We Regret to Say That Charlotte…” SEE MORE BELOW
2 MINUTES AGO : Royal Family Issues a Shocking Announcement: “With Heavy Hearts, We Regret to Say That Charlotte…” SEE MORE BELOW
2 MINUTES AGO: Royal Family Issues a Shocking Announcement — “With Heavy Hearts, We Regret to Say That Charlotte…”
London, U.K. — In a completely unexpected turn of events that has left millions gasping across the globe, Buckingham Palace released a statement this morning that began with the somber words:
> “With heavy hearts, we regret to say that Charlotte…”
…has officially decided she prefers pizza over tea.
Yes, you read that correctly. Princess Charlotte of Wales, age 10, has apparently caused absolute uproar in royal tradition after declaring during a family dinner at Balmoral Castle that she would no longer partake in the royal afternoon tea and instead demanded “extra cheesy pepperoni pizza, hold the mushrooms.”
Sources close to the palace say that King Charles III fainted briefly, Queen Camilla clutched her pearls in dismay, and Prince William is “re-evaluating everything.”
A Modern Royal Crisis ️
The announcement was made via the official Royal Instagram story (which mysteriously disappeared minutes later), and has sent shockwaves through British society. Traditionalists have called this “the greatest betrayal since Meghan didn’t like scones.”
One anonymous source claimed:
> “We always knew she was bold, but this? This is revolutionary.”
A family insider added that Princess Charlotte has also been spotted playing Roblox instead of polo, and has expressed an interest in becoming a “YouTuber detective vet pop star.”
Buckingham Palace Responds
In a follow-up statement, a royal spokesperson clarified:
> “Her Royal Highness is still very much in favor of tradition—just with extra cheese. We ask the public to respect her palate at this delicate time.”
Meanwhile, tabloid headlines continue to swirl:
“CHARLOTTE’S CHEESY COUP: A Nation Divided”
“CRUST OF THE MATTER: Royals Face Topping Crisis”
“PIZZA-GATE 2025: Is This the End of Tea Time?”
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